开心一笑

想起小时候学英语，真的有很多笑话。最常见的错误就是用汉语的语序和习惯说英语--中式英语（Chinglish)，网上有一篇据称最强的中式英语，不过看起来你我以前也可能犯过这样的错误。

内容是一个外国人去一家中国公司办事，与前台小姐的英语对话，下面是原文：
　　小姐：Hello.
　　老外：Hi.
　　小姐：You have what thing?
　　老外：Can you speak English?
　　小姐：If I not speak English, I am speaking what?
　　老外：Can anybody else speak English?
　　小姐：You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time.
　　老外：Anybody here can speak English?
　　小姐：Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
　　老外：I want to speak to your head.
　　小姐：Head not zai. You tomorrow come